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This is the official website of the Kingdom of ZWÄANĀ.
How to recognise an official royal website

Official websites of the Kingdom carry the royal crest, the five bands of the national flag and a document reference on every page. They never ask for your TBT. If a website claims to be the Crown and asks for your bank details, it is not the Crown, and the Pug Intelligence Unit would like a word.

The public hall of the Office of the Crown: a civil servant helps an elderly woman at a counter of basalt and dark wood, daylight from high openings.

Ref. ZW/IN/0000Directory of Institutions

Institutions of the Crown

ZWÄANĀ has not lost a war in twenty-two millennia, largely because very few people have been able to find it to start one. The Kingdom’s defence rests on three services: the Royal Guard, who protect the Crown and the capital; the Border Guard, who hold the frontiers; and the Pug Intelligence Unit, which observes everything else from a low vantage point.

The Royal Guard prefer not to be counted. The Border Guard prefer not to be seen. The Pug Intelligence Unit has declined to comment.

Plate 04 · The public hall of the Office of the Crown

No record

No institution has been entered in the public directory yet.

The records of the institutions are being reviewed by the Office of the Crown. They will be published here once approved.

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